Dear Dr. Mort,
For too long this board has made allowances for your “eccentricity” in the light of your incredible results in the fields of energy creation and manipulation and time/space distortion. As good as your results may be, it is the decision of the board that your methods are nothing less than abhorrent. The inclusion of ritual and cult practices within your laboratory and reference to the mouldering grimoires of Alchemists and Sorcerers discredited for centuries have rendered your inventions both distasteful and a disgrace to the principles of reasoned science.
After your Tribunal, which you have failed to attend in a manner most contemptuous, your crimes have been listed as follows:
- Moral Degeneracy of the 1st degree, up to and including reverence for extra dimensional beings and Gods outside of the accepted diversity matrices.
- Desecration of the human form, both living and inert, without license as part of your “research”.
- Communication with extranormal entities without first gaining clearance from the diplomatic corp.
- Cult and arcane practices up to and including astral projection, spirit manipulation, machine empathy and reality deviance of the most severe magnitude.
- Recruitment and consort with criminal elements such as pirates, black marketers and pleasure facilitators.
You have been found guilty of all the above crimes on multiple counts and sentence to life imprisonment. The death sentence has only been waived in the light of your ongoing dedication to forwarding mankind’s more general progress.
All of your esoteric apparatus is to be seized and destroyed in the interest of public safety.
You go too far Sir, and his Imperial Majesty will not stand for it. The Imperial Navy has been dispatched to facilitate your capture and internment in the Pluto Maximum Security Facility for reality deviants until such time as you have left this mortal coil.
Signed,
Professor Peter Aglet
Head of the Commission for Reasonable, Ethical Science and Technology (CREST)
Bishop Reginald Dwight
Order of the Shadows, Head of the Moral Puritan Corp.